At last night’s book discussion, I sat down between L, the moderator, and N, another attendee. Then the following exchange took place:
Me (just being a goofball): Wow, now I’m between a rock and a hard place.
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L: Hey!
N: Wait… which of us is which?
Me: I’m going to let you work that out between the two of you.
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Me: Wait, I’m between the two of you!